Haiku #9

Haiku For You, clean
No vulgar comments allowed
No profanity

Haiku brings me peace
Cleansing the mind of dark words
Making room for air

Remember dear friends
Life is like writing Haiku
Clean words, great results.

Haiku #8

Since UNC lost
And my bracket is busted
Haiku Master sank

Creativity
Lost for a short time, returns
At least for a day

Remember dear friends
Life is like The Price is Right
Older makes better

Haiku #7

Daily Haiku gone
Not enough time in the day
For Daily Haiku

Now Haiku #
Makes my life much easier
And Haiku better

UNC beat Duke
Dookies going down the pot
With State leading way

Remember dear freinds
Life is like writing Haiku
Little thought not good

Daily Haiku #6

Nothing yesterday
Busy looking for new job
No Haiku for you

My nose needs to go
Allergy season kills me
Too much time at home

Remember dear friends
Life is like wiping your nose
More wipe, means more pain

Daily Haiku #5

Snickers rule candy
MilkyWay's handsome brother
Satisfying? Yes

Not much for Sweet Tarts
Nor those sticky gummie worms
I like chocolate

Remember dear friends
Life is like a MilkWay
It's just not enough

Daily Haiku #4

The Price is Right, yes
But will never do The View
Nor laugh with Martha

Blue Clues rules my tube
But Boomerang makes it work
Smurfette scores a 10

Remember dear friends
Life is like loving Smurfette
She's hot, but real small

Daily Haiku #3

UNC is good
Freshmen making things easy
Tyler is for real

NC State is bad
Triangle's red-headed mat
Too bad boys, good night

Remember dear friends,
Life is like NC State sports,
Looks good, never win.

Daily Haiku #2

Video games rule
Wish I could play them all day
I wish it would pay

Working is no fun
Stuck all day dreaming of home
Bills need to be paid

Remember dear friends
Life is like homemade chicken
Big dreams, twice the work

Daily Haiku #1

2 weeks passed for me
Getting good taste to retire
Just need more money

Had a local lead
Thought they really wanted me
But in the end, no

Turns out they were small
Only 5 five people, not good
Need stability

New hopes on the rise
Will keep them quiet for now
Don't want Haiku jinx!

Remember dear friends
Life is like really hot wings
Taste good, hurt later