Haiku #20

Judas Freakin' Priest
Never knew how much you cared
I apologize (read in Marco's voice)

Busy life it seems
Has kept me from Haikuing
Alas, here I am

Bunting must go? Yes
But Amato is much worse
And hard on the ears

My Yankees still play
World Series bound for they play
While Boston sits home

Remember dear friends
Life is like a shrimp with legs
Lots of work, small taste.

Haiku #19

Sorry for long wait
New city, new things to do
But alas, I'm back

Yankees on a roll
Brandow and Will work same job
But now Brandow gone

Seattle is sweet
Lots of fun things for the kids
Seafood very fresh

Remember dear friends
Life is like taking new job
Sounds great, but still work.

Haiku #18

World Cup now over
USA showed true colors
Red, white, blue and stink

Weather been too hot
Not enough rain for this guy
Sunny Seattle

Remember dear friends
Life is like eating sushi
When bad, down for count!

Haiku #17

Where did the show go?
One day it was there, now gone
Oh how I miss it

Was it requested
The show, to be taken down?
Oh how I miss it

Remember dear friends
Life is like making TV
Fun for all, now gone
(Oh how I miss it)

Haiku #16

Living much more North
Makes for less humidity
Haiku Master smiles

Lots of good food here
Losing weight seems much harder
Dog House: I miss thee

Remember dear friends
Life is like eating hot dogs
Tastes great, just don't ask.

Haiku #15

West Coast Hiaku's late
Been busy losing 3 hours
So goes my lame life

Weather has been great
But the traffic really stinks
So goes my lame life

Remember dear friends
Life is like staring new job
Never, ever, fun.

Haiku #14

Congrats to Brent B.
After some drinks and beaches
He found a new job

Brent is many things
Despite his gross love for State
A good man, he is

Remember dear friends
Life is like looking for jobs
Fun at first, then sucks

Haiku #13

We are headed west
Finally, end to this mess
Sad to leave our home

Time will tell for me
Whether or not this is good
Pleased I am, indeed

Remember dear friends
Life is like waiting for food
More wait, bigger bite

Haiku #12

Still no solid job
While I thought the deal was done
Obstacles appeared

Changing subjects now
To something much more pleasant
Coach pitch baseball games

My oldest son plays
Or shall we say, stands around
And has a great time

While his skills are small
His love for the game is large
God bless little League

Remember dear friends
Life is like coach pitch baseball
Big dreams beats slow game

Haiku #11

Most likely moving
Final details working out
Waiting always kills

Could still stay here though
If things with them don't work out
We hope for the best

Remember dear friends
Life is like waiting around
Tums and Rolaids help

Haiku #10

Thank you Brent Brandow
For linking to my Haiku
True meaning of friends

Scott Kellam too cool
No link to HaikuMaster
Morgan loves Haiku

My life unemployed
Will soon be taking a turn
Will keep you posted

Remember dear friends
Life is like linking to friends
They show true colors

Haiku #9

Haiku For You, clean
No vulgar comments allowed
No profanity

Haiku brings me peace
Cleansing the mind of dark words
Making room for air

Remember dear friends
Life is like writing Haiku
Clean words, great results.

Haiku #8

Since UNC lost
And my bracket is busted
Haiku Master sank

Creativity
Lost for a short time, returns
At least for a day

Remember dear friends
Life is like The Price is Right
Older makes better

Haiku #7

Daily Haiku gone
Not enough time in the day
For Daily Haiku

Now Haiku #
Makes my life much easier
And Haiku better

UNC beat Duke
Dookies going down the pot
With State leading way

Remember dear freinds
Life is like writing Haiku
Little thought not good

Daily Haiku #6

Nothing yesterday
Busy looking for new job
No Haiku for you

My nose needs to go
Allergy season kills me
Too much time at home

Remember dear friends
Life is like wiping your nose
More wipe, means more pain

Daily Haiku #5

Snickers rule candy
MilkyWay's handsome brother
Satisfying? Yes

Not much for Sweet Tarts
Nor those sticky gummie worms
I like chocolate

Remember dear friends
Life is like a MilkWay
It's just not enough

Daily Haiku #4

The Price is Right, yes
But will never do The View
Nor laugh with Martha

Blue Clues rules my tube
But Boomerang makes it work
Smurfette scores a 10

Remember dear friends
Life is like loving Smurfette
She's hot, but real small

Daily Haiku #3

UNC is good
Freshmen making things easy
Tyler is for real

NC State is bad
Triangle's red-headed mat
Too bad boys, good night

Remember dear friends,
Life is like NC State sports,
Looks good, never win.

Daily Haiku #2

Video games rule
Wish I could play them all day
I wish it would pay

Working is no fun
Stuck all day dreaming of home
Bills need to be paid

Remember dear friends
Life is like homemade chicken
Big dreams, twice the work

Daily Haiku #1

2 weeks passed for me
Getting good taste to retire
Just need more money

Had a local lead
Thought they really wanted me
But in the end, no

Turns out they were small
Only 5 five people, not good
Need stability

New hopes on the rise
Will keep them quiet for now
Don't want Haiku jinx!

Remember dear friends
Life is like really hot wings
Taste good, hurt later