Haiku #16

Living much more North
Makes for less humidity
Haiku Master smiles

Lots of good food here
Losing weight seems much harder
Dog House: I miss thee

Remember dear friends
Life is like eating hot dogs
Tastes great, just don't ask.

Haiku #15

West Coast Hiaku's late
Been busy losing 3 hours
So goes my lame life

Weather has been great
But the traffic really stinks
So goes my lame life

Remember dear friends
Life is like staring new job
Never, ever, fun.

Haiku #14

Congrats to Brent B.
After some drinks and beaches
He found a new job

Brent is many things
Despite his gross love for State
A good man, he is

Remember dear friends
Life is like looking for jobs
Fun at first, then sucks