Daily Haiku #4

The Price is Right, yes
But will never do The View
Nor laugh with Martha

Blue Clues rules my tube
But Boomerang makes it work
Smurfette scores a 10

Remember dear friends
Life is like loving Smurfette
She's hot, but real small

Daily Haiku #3

UNC is good
Freshmen making things easy
Tyler is for real

NC State is bad
Triangle's red-headed mat
Too bad boys, good night

Remember dear friends,
Life is like NC State sports,
Looks good, never win.

Daily Haiku #2

Video games rule
Wish I could play them all day
I wish it would pay

Working is no fun
Stuck all day dreaming of home
Bills need to be paid

Remember dear friends
Life is like homemade chicken
Big dreams, twice the work

Daily Haiku #1

2 weeks passed for me
Getting good taste to retire
Just need more money

Had a local lead
Thought they really wanted me
But in the end, no

Turns out they were small
Only 5 five people, not good
Need stability

New hopes on the rise
Will keep them quiet for now
Don't want Haiku jinx!

Remember dear friends
Life is like really hot wings
Taste good, hurt later